Do twins have the same sized dick?
Both reactions work
- Turkish Proverb (via shaymittchell)
- (via the-psycho-cutie)
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a dissappointment” instead of “i love you”